Drug and Alcohol Policy

 There will be no hard drugs or hard alcohol on my boat. Please feel free to drink beer, a glass of wine, or seltzers while we fish and explore the Gulf. It enhances the fishing experience, and makes all of my jokes funnier- that's not what I'm talking about. The Gulf of Mexico in 90 degree heat is no place to be pounding a handle of liquor or experimenting with narcotics. Dehydration is dangerous enough sober, as is walking around a moving boat and doing battle with fish. I want you to have as much fun as you can, but I expect you to be an adult about it. If you become too intoxicated for your own safety, I'll scold you like a child and terminate the trip.